Saturday, August 8, 2009

Englewood, OH Aug. 8, 2009

the weather is sweaty...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Columbus, OH April 22, 2009

Google weather claims rain, this is a logical prediction.
The weather channel claims snow. This is illogical since the low tomorrow is 40. Which is not a temperature at which water can freeze.
>.<

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Columbus, OH March 12, 2009

I thought I saw a snowflake today.
It was just dust from Brown Hall being destroyed.
There was much sneezing.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Columbus, OH March 11, 2009

A cold breeze blows through and now those bags of salt make a lot more sense.
Curse you weather gods! CURSE YOUUUUU!!!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Columbus, OH March 10, 2009

The gas station downstairs was selling 10lb bags of salt. You know, for all that snow out side in this vicious 60 degree weather.
Silly gas station.

Monday, March 9, 2009

Knoxville, TN, March 9, 2009

It is the most beautiful day I have ever seen!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Columbus, OH March, 2, 2008

Snow covered the ground this morning.
This afternoon it is gone.
The evanescence of winter is clear.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Findlay, OH, February 28, 2009

The weather is smoky, the glimpse of smoke from the window a wood burned living room makes me to believe that the weather is warm and tropical.  The vegeation is plentiful on top of a creme cheesed slice of pizza.  Slowly into the night, the cold dress of mother night spreads across the luminous moon moodily lighting the sweating Fosters (australian for beer) 25 oz cans... Beneath a bassen quilt my hands stay warm, safe from the bitter exhalations of the Northern wind...

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Knoxville, TN, February 26, 2009

It was a beautiful, balmy day despite the ongoing threat of rain.   A cool breeze blew and the sun was shining, so tempting for all those who were stuck inside writing papers.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Columbus, OH February 17, 2009

There is a definite lack of snow, replaced by a storm. Wtf? Rain?
Snow tornado?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Columbus, OH February 14, 2009

Love was frozen in the air.

tl;dr IT WAS COLD

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Columbus, OH February 13, 2009

Birthday weather is as follows:
Cold, yet clear.
There is a sun.
Happy Birthday to me!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Columbus, OH February 11, 2009

There is a tornado watch/warning. This morning it was just high winds.
Yes I'm still going to get in my car a drive. Fuck you mythical February tornado!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Knoxville, TN, February 9, 2009

Dang.  It's like spring.  Birds are singing!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Columbus, OH February 08, 2009

I have no complaints about the weather today because it feels absolutely perfect. Warm with a cool breeze, oh man it'd be cool if spring was like this.

Friday, February 6, 2009

Columbus, OH February 6th, 2009

Hello February. It seems you didn't get the memo that its winter. That ice should not be melting. Keep up the good work or we'll have to replace you with March or even April. And neither of us really wants that to happen.
Sincerely,
Weatherdoom

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Columbus, OH February 04, 2009

Never before today had I witnessed glitter snow.
What.. what is this?

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Columbus, OH February 03, 2009

Today the ice returned to the grim notice of many students.
The icon said snow though. There was no snow to be seen.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Knoxville, TN, February 2, 2009

It was snowing and raining at the same time today.  Weirdest thing ever.  It looked like snow, but sounded like rain.  Now I understand what my weather widget picture of snowflakes above raindrops meant.

Columbus, OH February 02, 2009

It's hot.
This weather is wrong.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Columbus, OH February 01, 2009

After days of blind spots on car windows due to immovable ice suddenly the sun came back early from winter vacation and brought with it enough hot air to rip everyone's coats off.
It's warm. And I'm not really mad about it.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Columbus, OH January 29, 2009

Icicles, snow, icky slush, and of course a chilly breeze.
Welcome to the real Winter.

Knoxville, TN, January 28, 2009

A balmy breeze is blowing today.  It's gotta be at least 55 degrees.  Tropical cocktails with little umbrellas are required by law.

Monday, January 26, 2009

Columbus, OH January 26, 2009

It's going to snow a little, and then snow a lot, and then snow some, and then snow a little.
And then by Friday you won't be able to see anything because it'll be so cold, if you walk anywhere you'll have every expenditure covered.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Columbus, OH January 23, 2009

For our patience with the horrifyingly cold weather, we were rewarded with 50 degree weather.
Windows wide open, I enjoyed some cool fresh air.
When I got back it was back to the lower 30s. ( T_T)

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Columbus, OH January 20, 2009

Back down to the tens.
How do you cover up a frostbite ravaged face?

Knoxville, TN, January 20, 2009

It's... cold?  and there is... ice?

Knoxville residents, leave early enough to... scrape your cars?

What?

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Columbus, OH January 18, 2009

Due to the black hole in my room I've been living on Eggs Delivery.
Not exactly a bad thing. Sometimes I look out my window, so far all I keep seeing is snow and drunk people. It'd be prettier without the latter.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Columbus, OH January 16, 2009

There are frostbite warnings out.
This is getting a little out of hand.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Knoxville, TN, January 15, 2009

Outside, cold.  
Music building, cold or hot.
Confused attire suggested.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Columbus, OH January 14, 2009

The sky exploded in Columbus today. It was surprisingly white.
All posts will be delayed because I plan to sled until it melts.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Columbus, OH January 13, 2009--Evening Edition

Google,
It's a little sad to repeat yourself in a daily weather report. They are supposed to be short. Instead of saying snow in the morning and afternoon just say "IT'S GONNA SNOW!" That would be much faster.

Columbus, OH January 13, 2009

Snow, Rain, nothing, snow.
it's -1 outside. ( T_T)

Knoxville, TN, January 13, 2009

Holy crap!  It's the sun!!

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Columbus, OH January 11, 2009

Google and the WeatherChannel teamed up to tell the area of Southernish Ohio that there would be an epic snowstorm.
This never happened. Currently the most we've had in the last 24 hrs is a burst of cheerful snowflakes and random patches of ice. This is just silly, how am I supposed to justify my lack of studying if my main excuse never came about?

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Columbus, OH January 10, 2009

Google thinks that there is ice on the ground.
I beg to differ.

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Columbus, OH January 8, 2009

At last the ground is white.

Knoxville, TN, January 8, 2009

It's going to be a cold one, citizens of Knoxville! Stay inside and do your homework.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Columbus, OH January 7, 2009

Okay look. You can't say it's going to snow and then use a picture with big fluffy snowflakes every where. Do you know what it snowed today? Hallucination snow flakes. You're walking around and you think you see one, so you stop and check and it's nothing. So you continue to walk and you keep seeing them. And then after an hour of class you come out and it's raining snow. Not sleet. Not snow. Not rain. Heavy snow flakes. That don't stick.
Bull shit google. Bull shit.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Knoxville, TN, January 6, 2009

rain.
rain when you mail some letters.
rain when you check the mail.
rain when you buy groceries.
rain when you put groceries away.
rain when you work on secret project.
rain when you blog about rain.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Columbus, OH January 5, 2009

It was cold today and yet there won't be any signs of winter til tomorrow.
Those signs are said to be ice.
I won't believe it til I fall on my ass rushing to class.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Columbus, OH January 4, 2009

Wet.
Kinda cold.
Wet.
Foggy.
Wet.
CARS EVERYWHERE.