Sunday, December 28, 2008

Dayton, OH, December 28, 2008

The weather is very confusing. And very drunk.

Middletown, OH December 28, 2008

Today my laptop was returned.
And I went outside for the first time in 2 days only to discover it still hasn't snowed.
Disappointed and disgruntled I gave up and retreated back to my cave.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Englewood, OH, December 17, 2008

Damn. It's cold.

I wasn't prepared for this.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Knoxville, TN, December 11, 2008

rain rain rain rain rain rain rain

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Knoxville, TN, December 9, 2008

I was wrong; it was kinda hot today. Dang baby-killers causing global warming!!

Oh my god I've been in the south too long.

Columbus, OH, December 9, 2008

Freakishly warm weather and rain to melt away the snow and ruin sledding for everyone.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Knoxville, TN, December 8, 2008

It is cold today. It was cold yesterday. It will probably be cold tomorrow. Winter hath no mercy.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Columbus, OH, December 6, 2008

When I went to bed at 5am this morning I honestly did not expect that any of my plans would be cancelled. So far google has failed to consistently predict actual snow accumulation so I'd given up on taking those little white fluffs in the icon seriously. Now I think today definitely well made up for it because the only color outside that isn't white are tracks on the road. And well cars. But still.
There's snow and enough to sled.
I am... gloriously happy.

Friday, December 5, 2008

Columbus, OH, December 5, 2008

The sun has kept any other weather from prevailing. In the summer time this would be acceptable. It is winter.
Google Weather continues to promise snow and then at around 7am change their decision and decide, "Oh sorry, man is that sun strong!"

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Knoxville, TN, December 4, 2008

With the rain came floods of bad english and poor grammar.

Columbus, OH, December 4, 2008

There were promises of snow.
I walked outside and the weather turned to bullshit.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Columbus, OH, December 3, 2008

Today has the potential to be one of those days where the weather will catch you off guard.
First it's gorgeous and sunny and then BAM! Rain every where, wind a-blowing, children crying, wailing and gnashing of teeth. OH THE HUMANITY!!
And then... it's over and every one goes back to normal like nothing ever happened.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Columbus, OH, December 2, 2008

The snow will desperately try to stay on the ground, but the sun will stop it at every chance it gets. No chance of sledding.
Possible chance of extremely cold rain tomorrow.
High chance of finishing a silly paper. After much moaning and groaning.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Columbus, OH, December 1, 2008--Evening Edition

The sky has the flu and is spitting up strange white stuff that should be snow... but it dissolves on impact.
Must be AIDS.

Columbus, OH, December 1, 2008

The first day of the season of giving and all google gives are vague "There might possibly be snow showers..."
If you look out the window the ground is not white, but wet. From RAIN.
It's December! Shape up weather!