Today's Weather is Doomed

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Hammers rain upon the apartment roof. To leave is to risk death by flying shingles!

Today's weather is thesis.

Inside the apartment, thesis.

Outside the apartment, thesis.

At work, thesis.

I AM THESIS I AM ALL THE WEATHER

Outside there is a chance for coats being needed (necessity will depend upon movement variables per individual).

High chance of TARDIS sightings and cat confusion. (Is it food or is it a cat?)

Apartment weather is frosty with 80.5% chance of thesis procrastination. Possible metal show later in the evening.

48 degrees outside.

Inside the room is warmed by a leopard print lava lamp.

All is lonely, but well.

Even though it was nightfall, the humidity outside the apartment was like a wall of gross. It could not be stopped. It could not be dealt with.

Remain indoors until October rolls around.

Google claims humid air.

It forgot about sweaty popliteals and ballsacks.